ChrisC is passing by Clayboy's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Clayboy doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides... off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls
fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, ChrisC rushes in and says,"What the heck are you
doing, Clayboy
"Jeez, ChrisC ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Clayboy. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble
lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do
'something sexy to a tractor'."
Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:57 am
