Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud realizes, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
“Me too.” replies Jim, “Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great. No hangover. No bad side effects…Nothing!
Then the phone rings and it’s Jim. “Hey, how do you feel this morning?” he asks.
“I feel great.” says Bub. “How about you?”
“I feel great too.” Jim responds, “I don’t even have a hangover, we ought to do this more often.”
“Yeah, well there’s just one thing…Have you farted yet?”
“No…”
“Well, don’t, ’cause I’m in Phoenix!
Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:34 pm