ran into Tarzan

I was at the
store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was
going and if he was making anymore movies.


He told me,
"me no longer make
movies, me have severe
arthritis, both shoulders
and not swing from vine to tree"


I asked how Jan e was doing? He told me," Jane in bad shape,
in nursing home, has Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone".
How sad!

I asked about Boy,
and he told me "Boy, gone big city,
get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and
only time hear from him, when
in trouble or need something".


I asked about Cheeta: he beamed and said,"Cheeta do good.

She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery, now live in White House!!!

The surgery must have went wrong. Cheeta looks worse now than she did before surgery.