You didn't build that

If “you didn’t built that” is a logical explanation for something happening then the next time I get stopped for speeding I plan to use it. Officer, it really wasn’t my fault, Chevrolet is partly to blame, they shouldn’t have built something that would run so fast. The state is partly to blame as they shouldn’t have built a road that I could run over the speed limit. The company I work for is partly to blame as they evidently pay me too much money or I wouldn’t have the extra money for gas to be running around. The oil companies are partly to blame since their fuel is so cheap I can drive other places than just to work or the store. My ex-wife is partly to blame as I was thinking of ways to do away with her. My boss is partly to blame as I was thinking of ways to do away with him. Obamy is mostly to blame as I was thinking of ways to …………………. Oh crap, the government may be reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!