BadRides tombstone

I saw this and it sounded like what my buddy BadRide would have put on his headstone if the day ever comes when he decides its time to go


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

And for Badride to admit it.

At this point I would just be glad to find one with ANY of those qualities!!!!!!!

badride wrote:

At this point I would just be glad to find one with ANY of those qualities!!!!!!!

I thought for sure Jenny would make # 4 but then i read the last part

that's right

GunRunner wrote:

badride wrote:

At this point I would just be glad to find one with ANY of those qualities!!!!!!!

I thought for sure Jenny would make # 4 but then i read the last part

I'de like to see any woman that would agree with the last part of #4.

aweisgarber wrote:

GunRunner wrote:

badride wrote:

At this point I would just be glad to find one with ANY of those qualities!!!!!!!

I thought for sure Jenny would make # 4 but then i read the last part

I'de like to see any woman that would agree with the last part of #4.

I will send you a list. Oh, how much memory does your computer have............LOL