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PostSubject: Is this OBAMA CARE   Is this OBAMA CARE EmptyThu Dec 12, 2013 8:54 pm

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".

1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

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PostSubject: Re: Is this OBAMA CARE   Is this OBAMA CARE EmptyThu Dec 12, 2013 10:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Is this OBAMA CARE   Is this OBAMA CARE EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 9:59 am

There could me more truth to your statement than just being a joke,you know like the joke that now occupies the white house..Just saying,along with millions of others.. 32749 
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PostSubject: Re: Is this OBAMA CARE   Is this OBAMA CARE EmptyFri Dec 13, 2013 11:55 am

not all obamacare is bad, my doctor told me he has added staff so people are getting jobs, he said he had too because being a fertility doctor he has to get sperm samples but OBC wont pay to use his high tech recovery machine so he hired a toothless hooker and bought a case of dixie cups.  729242 
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