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PostSubject: 3 Nuns   3 Nuns EmptyTue Oct 21, 2014 10:24 am

Three nuns were in a horrific car wreck and all three was killed instantly.

The next thing they knew was that they were standing in front of St Peter at the pearly gates.

St. Peter told each of them that before they entered into the kingdom of heaven they had to answer only one question correctly.

To the first nun St. Peter asked, who is your Lord and savior? She said, why that's easy- that would be Jesus. Then thundering trumpets blared and the gates opened and Peter said you may enter.

To the second nun St. Peter asked, who did God instruct to build a great boat and warned about a flood? She could barely hold back he excitement and shouted out , " That would be Noah". The thundering trumpets blared the gate opened and she was allowed to enter.

St. Peter turned to the third nun. She was so exited because she knew her bible and she knew she had this in the bag. St Peter asked, What was the first words that Eve spoke to Adam. Oh, she went pale face and panic creeped over her. Thinking out loud she said, "Oh my, this is so hard!"

The thundering trumpets blared, the gate opened and St Peter said you may enter..

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Nuns   3 Nuns EmptyWed Oct 22, 2014 1:06 am

lol!
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