How Many here know God?

And how come you have not asked?

Edge22 knows him , and he is going to see him tomorrow...

ChrisC wrote:

Edge22 knows him , and he is going to see him tomorrow...

You don't have to go see Him. He should be with you every second of the day. I have seen edge pray before a meal. I just wonder how many times he gives thanks in prayer before he takes a dump..  That seems to be when I do my most praying but I've never use the bible pages to wipe before- thank God I always have enough toilet paper.

HEY JERR YOUR GOING ALITTLE FAR ON THAT ONE BUDDY

rzr78 wrote:

HEY JERR YOUR GOING ALITTLE FAR ON THAT ONE BUDDY

Not really. You have to take a crap just as often as you have to eat.. I thank God for everything , for the toilet and for the paper...and just having a healthy BM.

I don't know what this notion people have about keeping God in a box and tucking Him back somewhere in the corner of their mind to only bring Him out at meal time and at church.

well I be danged, that's a hole changer right there now they just need to splash some of that holy water on the priests

some of you know i'm in the funeral business and what not, but back when I was really young and dumb in high school I was about 16 or 17 my first time going in the catholic church for a funeral mass I said what is that and the priest said it's holy water, I looked at him kinda funny and he said you know how we make that right.... we boil the hell out of it.... lol he's a pretty down to earth person I thought it was pretty funny coming from him

that is funny given the source kinda like cooking chitlins, you boil the shit out of them

boliver wrote:

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Now that is funny But on a serious note I believe and know God can help you change things wrong in your life.

edge22 wrote:

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Now that is funny  But on a serious note I believe and know God can help you change things wrong in your life.

Well , you said you prayed for Jerry , and it did not work , Did it?.....

It helped you , Before you started going to church , and taking up for Jerry , I thought you was kinda
a Prick...... But after you started going to Church i think you turned out to be a
Pretty good Guy.......

No Seriously , There ant nothing wrong with someone trying to better there self.
If going to church makes you feel better about your self , and is making you a better person.
I am all for it.....

ChrisC wrote:

edge22 wrote:

boliver wrote:

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Now that is funny  But on a serious note I believe and know God can help you change things wrong in your life.

Well , you said you prayed for Jerry , and it did not work , Did it?.....

It helped you , Before you started going to church , and taking up for Jerry , I thought you was kinda
a Prick......  But after you started going to Church i think you turned out to be a
Pretty good Guy.......

No Seriously , There ant nothing wrong with someone trying to better there self.
If going to church makes you feel better about your self , and is making you a better person.
I am all for it.....

Yes I have but we are very impatient, their could very well be a reason why he has not changed his ways one that comes to mind rite off is that he still aint learned anything yet. :lol!
God knows better than us it will happen in his time.

A good ass whopping may make him see the light God may use edge as a tool to straighten jerry out He does work in mysterious ways....

edge22 wrote:

ChrisC wrote:

edge22 wrote:

boliver wrote:

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Now that is funny  But on a serious note I believe and know God can help you change things wrong in your life.

Well , you said you prayed for Jerry , and it did not work , Did it?.....

It helped you , Before you started going to church , and taking up for Jerry , I thought you was kinda
a Prick......  But after you started going to Church i think you turned out to be a
Pretty good Guy.......

No Seriously , There ant nothing wrong with someone trying to better there self.
If going to church makes you feel better about your self , and is making you a better person.
I am all for it.....

Yes I have but we are very impatient, their could very well be a reason why he has not changed his ways one that comes to mind rite off is that he still aint learned anything yet. :lol!
God knows better than us it will happen in his time.

Well , Jerry will just have to stay ban , til god has time to do some work on him.....