Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man
> elite
> fighting unit called the
> United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .
>
> These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West
> Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Louisiana and Texas boys will
be
> dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
> following facts about terrorists :
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>
> The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .