Why A Handgun I Better Than A Woman

(1) You can silence a handgun.

(2) A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

(3) A handgun never ask: Do these handles make me look fat.

(4) Doesn't mind if you have another handgun.

(5) Doesn't complain if you unload to soon.

(6) You can  trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

(7) You can use it anytime of the month.

( It doesn't take up all the closet space.

(9) It never complains if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to use it.

(10) It never complains if you leave home without it.

I write most of these and I can not even spell is in the header or leave out the S