Bank Robbery
A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and wielding handgun. He shouts "this is a stick-up - everyone get on the floor!!" and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his mask.
The robber immediately shoots the customer and shouts, "Did anybody else here see my face?"
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him as well.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner. "I think my wife may have caught a glimpseā