Willy Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote

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From: Dale Epley
To: Jerry Epley ; Barbara Adams
Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 10:14 AM
Subject: FW: Willie Nelson's 75th Birthday Quote










Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.


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"I have outlived my pecker."



The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!





































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Willie just needs to lay down the mary jane and pick up the Viagra

LMAO

It would be interesting to sit and talk to that guy. The country singers that I've worked with that have had the opportunity to sit down and talk to him say he is a very interesting person and very intelligent.