I Don't Need No Damn Lawyer

Just use the obama and hitlery dem. talking points,workes for them...

(1) Keep putting it off,then claim it is old news and irrelevent and their using it just to make you look bad..

(2) I had no idea that happened...

(3) I don't remember..

(4) I didn't know that until I seen it on the evening news..

(5) Not one smidge of corruption here...

(6) I was in charge,but not over that part...

(7) I have no recollection of that...

( That suprises me...

(9) I read about that in the paper,that is how I even knew about it..

(10) It was the videos fault...

(11) What difference does it make..

(12) It's just a large right wing conspircy..

(13) It's Bushes fault..

(14) I was molested as a child..

(15) I am innocent,I have commited no crime, but if you ask me any questons I must take the 5th..I refuse to answer on the grounds I could incriminate myself..


                 Note--Do not blame me if you actually use this and it goes wrong...